(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45101955/ns/us_news-life/)
Fantasy land and Middle-earth aren't the only places that plants and trees come to life. Hoping to wage war against his lawn, this man decided to walk into enemy territory to retrieve his paper.
As you can see, he paid the price for his arrogance.
Robo-Dumbo walks again:
From 2010 to the present, approximately 1,000,000 people died of cancer in the United States, Haiti was devastated by the largest earthquake in 200 years, and the U.S. government almost 'shut-down'.
But wait, there is a shining ray of hope: Dumbo is walking again!
http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/04/8633536-wounded-elephant-walks-again-thanks-to-jumbo-sized-false-foot
After 4 years of scientific innovation with the express aim of realizing this elephant's dream of walking again--Robo-Dumbo was born.
It is good to know that our best and brightest are making headway in the noble, uphill battle for elephant prosthetics.
Oh, Ohio: The Jungle Book Gone Bad
Don't you just hate it when your neighbor lets their dog pepper your lawn with its "Christmas Gifts"? Well, at least your neighbor doesn't own Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh my!
There is an important lesson to be learned here. If your neighbor is a recently released convict with 56 "exotic" animals on his property, you might want to look into relocating.
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